LEGAL / PROJECT NOTICE
NOT A SHOP.
STILL HARD.
The company, product families, specifications, testimonials, partnerships and commercial presentation shown on this website are fictional unless expressly stated otherwise. No products or services shown here are offered for sale. The website is not an online shop and does not accept orders or payments.
Purpose
The project explores branding, web design, copywriting and visual satire by presenting an intentionally fictional premium interior brand with a straight-faced corporate aesthetic.
Product and partner names
Names such as “THE CLASSIC™”, “THE BIG D.™”, “All About Cogs™” and related product codes or specifications are elements of the fictional project. The Cogs collaboration displayed on the site is likewise fictional and is not paid advertising or a real commercial partnership.
No commercial offer
Buttons, size recommendations, product descriptions and the newsletter interface are part of the interactive presentation. They do not create a contract, order, subscription or other commercial relationship.
Provider-information note
This page is a project notice explaining the fictional and non-commercial nature of the website. It is not intended to invent or substitute legally required provider information where such information is required by applicable law.